Media Reviews

Read what major publications had to say about Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts!

“More than a hotel room, really, it’s an adult playground, a mini Playboy Mansion.”
- Baltimore Sun

“The heart-shaped tub is very romantic,’ said honeymooner Jacqueline Johnson. &ldquoI could see how anyone getting one for Valentine’s Day would be in Cupid’s Land.”
- Denver Post

“Back home, I moved my heart-shaped tub search to the Internet—more than 150 hits around the country. But none seemed to offer the same over-the-top kitsch, the effect of staying in an adult playhouse, as Cove Haven in the Poconos.”
- Miami Herald

“The champagne-glass tub was the first thing I saw when I got to my room. It was next to a fireplace in the living room. Behind a glass wall to the left was the heart-shaped swimming pool, 4 feet deep. Next to that was the in-suite sauna.”
- Kansas City Star

“I headed for the buffet dinner in the resort’s cavernous Restaurant, where I got my first taste of what it's like to be alone in Couples Land. These couples viewed the resort as the ultimate in romance.”
- Dallas Morning News

“All hail the Poconos, the ultimate haven for that first night.”
- Playboy

“Other areas such as Bermuda, avidly beckon to Honeymooners, but only the Poconos have a concentration of resorts devoted exclusively to pampering couples by accenting as many romantic trappings as possible.”
- New York Times

“Almost everything about the resort says ‘romance.’”
- Lodging Magazine

“Romance is always part of it, I think the rooms bring that out in you.”
- Washington Post

“I couldn’t think of a better place to honeymoon than this. You make your reservation and then you don’t have to worry about a thing.”
- How to Honeymoon: A Romantic and Practical Guide for Newlyweds

“It’s sort of like being on a cruise, but on land,” says John Kern of Trenton, NJ who visited 11 times last year with wife Angela.
- USA TODAY

“... this is Loveland, USA where brides and grooms live out their valentines ... nothing less that a Disneyworld for young marrieds.”
- Cosmopolitan

“Come on, you’ve seen the ads with the heart-shaped pools and the champagne glass tubs. Haven’t you ever wondered what it would be like?”
- PACE

“It was an idyllic existence; one which we wished could go on forever.”
- St. Joseph Magazine

“Champagne is synonymous with pleasure and honeymoons. It says romance and marriage more than any other liquid I know.”
- Lodging Magazine

“You’ll enjoy champagne breakfasts in bed, gourmet dinners, dancing cheek-to-cheek in the resort’s Champagne Palace nightclub and romantic strolls along peaceful nature trails.”
- National Enquirer

“When the opportunity presented itself to spend a weekend in the Pocono Mountains of Pennsylvania, I was packed faster than you can say ‘indoor heated heart-shaped pool.’”
- Playgirl

“In my profession as a travel writer, I have traveled all around the world, stayed in the finest hotels and visited the best resorts, and yet, I can’t recall a more pleasurable or meaningful experience.”
- St. Joseph Magazine

“Then it hit us. What better place for the time alone we needed plus the creature comforts we craved than an all-inclusive couples resort in the Poconos?”
- The Philadelphia Inquirer

“Like buying a house, the key to a good vacation (even a short one) is location, location, location. In that regard, Pocono Palace proved just perfect.”
- USA TODAY Magazine