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Laugh Until You Cry – Comedy Nights at Cove Haven

Laugh Until You Cry – Comedy Nights at Cove Haven

The perfect finale to an incredibly invigorating and seductive day in the Pocono Mountains is a live comedic performance here at Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts. While we also provide our guests with live music, magic acts, and theme shows every night of the week, there’s just something fulfilling about laughing tears of joy with your sweetheart during a well-deserved romantic getaway. Our nightly live entertainment helps us stand out among all other Poconos attractions – and it doesn’t hurt that we have a fleet of tantalizing, romantic pool suites!

 

The Region’s Best Comedians

Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts is actually one of the longest-running comedy destinations in Pennsylvania. In fact, Cove Haven Resort on Lake Wallenpaupack has been hosting some of the region’s best comedic acts since it opened in 1958. Weekends are the best time to get your comedy fix as we typically pack Friday and Saturday nights with comedic performances. Many of these stand-up comedians hail from New York City where they frequently appear at the hottest comedy clubs. You might recognize many of these comedians from roles in various television series on Comedy Central, ABC, CBS, and even HBO. Some of the hottest names on deck are J.J. Ramirez, Brad Lowery, and Quentin Higgs.

 

Headline Entertainment

We will also be welcoming three of the biggest names in comedy to our romantic getaways in PA this year. Rob Schneider, star of “The Animal,” “The Hot Chick,” and “The Benchwarmers,” will be performing at Pocono Palace Resort in March. We also recently announced a rare performance from the always hilarious Cedric the Entertainer in mid-May at Cove Haven Resort. And last, but certainly not least, you can catch Ken Jeong’s wacky antics in November at Cove Haven Resort. Keep an ear to the ground because many more headliners will be announced in the coming months.

 

Premier Poconos Attractions

Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts is home to the best late-night Poconos attractions, including live music, comedy, magic, and variety shows. After each rousing evening of live entertainment, retreat to your Champagne Tower whirlpool bath-for-two for a night of flirtation, romance, and intimacy. Most of our suites include a whirlpool bath, crackling fireplace, king-size bed, heated pool, and a dry sauna. Start planning a Pennsylvania honeymoon by browsing through our online romantic getaway packages, or give us a call today at 1-800-432-9932.


Complimentary Poconos Dining at Cove Haven

Couples from all across the East Coast escape into the serene Pocono Mountains every winter for well-deserved romantic getaways filled with eye-popping live entertainment, seductive pool suites, and energetic on-site activities. As an added bonus, Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts provides guests with complimentary breakfast buffets and themed dinners every day of the week in our stylish Poconos dining halls. Keep reading to learn more about what we offer here at the three best romantic getaways in PA.

 

Complimentary Breakfast Buffet

Start each morning with a steaming cup of coffee and a delicious, hearty breakfast buffet before trying several on-site activities here in the snow-covered Pocono Mountains. The breakfast buffet at all three of our couples-only resorts includes scrambled eggs, crisp bacon, sliced ham, sausage links, homema

de grits, creamy oatmeal, home fries, a fresh fruit bar, guest-favorite French toast, and so much more! Oh, and the $5 mimosas are always a hit. Our culinary team takes dietary restrictions very seriously, and we also hope to please everyone, which is why we make made-to-order breakfasts for those with specific requests. Our friendly Poconos dining staff will make sure that your needs are met!

 

Complimentary Themed Dinners

One of the main reasons that Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts has remained the top couples retreat in PA is our delicious themed dinners (followed with a rousing night of live entertainment and pool suite romance). Depending on the night, you and your sweetheart can indulge in a seafood feast, prime rib, American favorites, international cuisine, or steak and lobster. All of our Poco

nos dining halls have unique themes, decor, and style, but they all have world-class culinary teams. Some of our most-beloved dinner entrees include the stuffed flounder (with crab meat), the St. Louis BBQ ribs, and the shrimp scampi. Each dinner also includes vegetarian options! It’s important to note that we do not provide complimentary lunches or liquor here at Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts.

 

Unlimited Entertainment and On-Site Activities

After each hearty breakfast, we highly encourage our guests to explore our facilities and try a large number of activities, including archery, tennis, racquetball, ice skating, and even tanning. Each night is capped off with the main event: live entertainment. We host some of New York City’s best comedians, rousing local bands, eye-popping magicians, and theme shows such as the Drag Show. Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts also has Brian McKnight, Rob Schneider, Cedric the Entertainer, and Ken Jeong on the bill this year.

 

Three Tantalizing Resorts in PA

All three of our couples-only resorts here in the Pocono Mountains have dozens of seductive pool suites, including our signature Champagne Tower whirlpool bath-for-two. All suites include a crackling fireplace, king-size bed, dry sauna, whirlpool bath, and private heated pool. You can browse through our romantic getaway packages on our websiteor simply give us a call at 1-800-432-9932 to book a well-deserved escape to Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts!


Top 3 Romantic Pool Suites in the Poconos

The “Month of Love” has officially arrived here in the serene, snow-covered Pocono Mountains. Luckily for you, Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts provides couples from all across the East Coast with well-deserved romantic getaways, far from the hustle and bustle of city life. Our three uniquely tantalizing Poconos hotels are home to some of the most romantic pool suites in North America. When you’re not receiving relaxing spa treatments, indulging in delicious fine cuisine, and soaking inside a heated pool, take advantage of the many amenities inside our seductive suites.

 

Champagne Tower – Paradise Stream Resort

The Champagne Tower whirlpool bath-for-two has become the most recognized feature here at Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts. All three of our resorts have unique versions of the original Champagne Tower, including Paradise Stream Resort. The seven-foot-tall champagne glass whirlpool sits high above a toasty log-burning fireplace. This sexy room also has a glass-enclosed, heart-shaped pool, dry sauna, and a round king-size bed. The suite has several Egyptian-inspired art pieces, celestial ceilings, and even a massage table. Even though we have complimentary on-site activities, delicious cuisine, and live entertainment, it’s hard to pry newly-invigorated couples from these romantic pool suites.

 

Roman Tower – Pocono Palace Resort

Much like the Champagne Tower suite at Paradise Stream Resort, you’ll have the rare opportunity to soak inside a seven-foot-tall whirlpool inside Pocono Palace Resort’s Roman Tower. The tower is steps from a cozy log-burning fireplace, heart-shaped pool, and a gold-clad bedroom. This room is one of our mostromantic pool suites because it features Roman columns, old-world art, and sequenced carpets. After a full afternoon of exploration and adventure, take a lengthy break inside your private dry sauna or enjoy a couples massage inside the comfort of your suite.

 

Juliette Suite – Cove Haven Resort

Arguably the most underrated guest room here in the Pocono Mountains is the Juliette Suite at Cove Haven Resort, largely thanks to its lovely Roman columns, crackling fireplace, and cathedral ceiling. The Juliette Suite is the perfect alternative to a Champagne Tower room, which tends to book months in advance. This smaller yet undeniably enticing suite also features a world-famous heart-shaped whirlpool bath, in-room movies, and an overstuffed couch (and it’s located at our signature resort in Lakeville).

 

Romantic Weekend Getaways in PA

No matter which resort you choose, you’ll never miss out on your favorite Pennsylvania activities thanks to the Key Around Club. You won’t have to leave our three properties to find the best things to do in the Poconos. Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts provides couples with memorable, seductive, and liberating romantic vacations, regardless of the season. Browse through our romantic getaway packages and start planning your next escape into the Pocono Mountains. Visit CovePoconoResorts.com to book a well-deserved couples-only wintertime escape!


A Wintertime Vow Renewal in the Pocono Mountains

Over the years, Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts has become one of Pennsylvania’s premier vow renewal locales because of our tantalizing on-site activities, alluring whirlpool suites, and complimentary nightly live entertainment. In fact, we specialize in vow renewals, intimate weddings, engagements, and honeymoons. Throughout your stay here in the Land of Love, you’ll be surrounded by loving couples, young and old, helping create a uniquely romantic, relaxing, and playful atmosphere. As an added bonus, the serene, whitewashed Pocono Mountains make for a picturesque wintertime backdrop.

 

Planning A Memorable Vow Renewal

Vow renewals start at just $375 through the Basic Package. We provide three vow renewal packages here at Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts, ranging from $375 to $825. Depending on which package you choose, your vow renewal could include an intimate indoor ceremony performed by a local officiant, sparkling champagne, cake, a photo album, a 30-minute photo session, and several other perks. The Land of Love also provides impeccable service, world-class cuisine, and elegant wedding venues. Each vow renewal here in the Pocono Mountains is genuinely unique because we offer fully-personalized packages.

 

Intimate Wedding Venues

Nearly every square foot here in the Land of Love is a potential ceremony locale. Many couples, even in the wintertime, prefer to recite their heartfelt vows in the outdoors. The most popular outdoor wedding venue at Cove Haven Resort is our lakefront gazebo on tranquil Lake Wallenpaupack. Otherwise, if you’re hoping to stay warm throughout the weekend, the intimate Cove Haven Wedding Chapel overlooks Lake Wallenpaupack. The Wedding Chapel is ideal for those who’re planning on having a small group of guests.

 

Another Memorable Pennsylvania Honeymoon

Arguably the best part of renewing your vows in the Land of Love is the honeymoon. All-inclusive four-night vow renewal packages start at just $2,311 per couple, which includes the ceremony, luxurious accommodations, breakfast, dinner, on-site activities, and live entertainment. After a hot breakfast, explore the Pocono Mountains via snowmobile, cross-country skis, or snowshoes. Return to your enticing suite for a soak inside a Champagne Tower Whirlpool before indulging in steak and lobster. Cap each evening off with live music, comedic acts, or eye-popping magic.

 

Best Poconos Resorts

There are dozens of things to do in the Poconos for couples, especially here in the Land of Love. Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts offers something genuinely unique for couples: a playful, uninhibited, and passionate escape from reality. The Land of Love is ideal for those hoping to make deeper connections in a carefree, playful atmosphere among fellow lovebirds. Please give us a call today at 1-800-432-9932 to learn more about our many romantic getaway packages!


Warm-Up This Winter in the ‘Land of Love’

Winter has officially arrived here in the beautiful Pocono Mountains as snow continues to cover our romantic slice of Pennsylvania paradise. The winter season here at Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts, the “Land of Love,” is particularly beautiful after a fresh snowfall or hoarfrost. Couples escape nearby metropolises in search of tantalizing, invigorating romantic getaways. The Land of Love, unlike all other romantic hotels in PA, provides sweethearts with a passionate, playful, and uninhibited experience filled with live entertainment, seductive dining, and alluring luxury suites. During the wintertime, outdoor enthusiasts venture into the surrounding Pocono Mountains for snowmobiling, cross-country skiing, and snowshoeing adventures. But we’re also a world-class indoor getaway for those searching for a cozy, warm, and relaxing escape from the crisp mountain air. Here are three ways to warm up this winter here at Cove Haven.

 

Revitalizing Spa Treatments

Whether you’re overworked, ailing, or simply love massage therapy, the caring, talented team at The Spa will take you on a revitalizing journey to absolute tranquility. By taking a quick peek at our spa treatments, you’ll notice that we offer deep-tissue, hot stone, focused tension, and several other soothing massages. We utilize aromatic essential oils, warm bamboo sticks, detoxification masks, and even chocolate aromatherapy. Please book in advance by dialing 1-570-424-0550.

 

Premier Poconos Dining

Dining in an elegant setting with your sweetheart is one of the best ways to warm up during the wintertime here at Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts, the premier couples retreat in PA. All three of our resorts provide a beautifully dissimilar dining experience. Depending on where you’re staying, you’ll have the pleasure of dining at Cove Haven’s Colosseum, Pocono Palace’s Lakeview Restaurant, or Paradise Stream’s Huntress Dining Room. Each elegant restaurant offers a wide variety of fine cuisine, ranging from steak and lobster to an endless international buffet.

 

Intimate, Seductive Suites

After warming up with an indoor activity, a soothing couples massage, and a romantic dinner, snuggle close inside a famous Champagne Tower Whirlpool. The romantic pool suites here at Cove Haven set us apart from all other romantic hotels in PA. Lovebirds can cozy up next to a log-burning fireplace, share a bottle of wine and chocolates in a round king-size bed, or catch a nightly live show before retiring for the evening.

 

Romantic Hotels in PA

Whether you’re planning a vow renewal, a Pennsylvania honeymoon, or a well-deserved romantic weekend getaway, the Land of Love is the perfect place for an uninhibited, playful, and passionate escape from reality. For adventurous couples aiming to take advantage of the serene Pocono Mountains snowfall, we provide complimentary snowmobiling, cross-country skiing, snow tubing, and snowshoeing through our Key Around Club. Give us a call at 1-800-432-9932 to learn more about our all-inclusive packages here at Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts.


A Romantic St. Patrick’s Day Celebration in the Pocono Mountains

As you enter a cheerful new year, it’s time to start planning your next romantic wintertime getaway to the best Poconos resorts. Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts, the “Land of Love,” has three enticing, playful properties in the heart of the breathtaking Pocono Mountains, perfect for a memorable weekend of romance. An upcoming three-day holiday celebration you’ll undoubtedly want to circle on the calendar is St. Patrick’s Day weekend. Avoid flavorless green beer, raucous crowds of wannabe leprechauns, and overcrowded Irish bars with a tantalizing, amusing, and invigorating St. Patrick’s Day Celebration here at the Land of Love. Browse through our romantic getaway packages and start planning the perfect mid-March surprise escape to our alluring resorts.

 

St. Patrick’s Day Celebration

Cove Haven Entertainment Resorts offers a genuinely unique alternative to a classic St. Patrick’s Day celebration. Combine nightly live entertainment, romantic pool suites, and on-site resort adventures with authentic Irish activities. All weekend long, Pocono Palace is hosting several events that will satisfy your taste buds. Enroll in a hands-on cooking class and learn how to create several traditional Irish dishes. Our guests can also taste-test creamy Guinness beer and a wide variety of world-class Irish whiskeys in the Pocono Ballroom.

Live Entertainment

The perfect way to cap off St. Patrick’s Day is with a live performance from famous comedian Rob Schneider, known for his roles in “The Hot Chick,” “The Benchwarmers,” and most recently “Real Rob.” The cast of Real Rob, including Schneider, Patricia Maya Schneider, and Jamie Lissow, will bring their unique brand of comedy to Pocono Palace on March 17. You’ll also be able to enjoy live bands, specialty acts, and themed events all weekend long – keep a close eye on our website for announcements.

 

Seductive Luxury Suites

Each of our romantic getaway packages includes overnight accommodations in a luxury suite complete with a log-burning fireplace, whirlpool tub, and a king-size bed. Share a bottle of wine inside a famous Champagne Tower Whirlpool, relax in a private indoor heated pool, and rejuvenate inside your very own dry sauna. We’re proud to be the only three resorts in PA to provide such tantalizing, intimate escapes. The Land of Love is the only place on Earth you’ll ever want to get snowed-in.

 

Romantic Getaway Packages

An all-inclusive couples retreat to the Land of Love is heavenly yet affordable, thanks to our sensational savings packages. With two-night, three-day weekend packages starting at just $499 per couple, our St. Patrick’s Day Celebration is bound to fill up fast. Book now by dialing 1-800-432-9932 or visiting CovePoconoResorts.com.